- ANTI-PCLF HYMN
Our goal then and now is to defend our yummylicious CAKES from Cake Rebels aka The PCLF (People's Cake Liberation Front)
NO CAKE FOR YOU!!!
WHY CHOOSE and JOIN US?
We Make YUMMY CAKES!
Decadent and Delicious.. Mmmmm!
ANTI-PCLF members have access to the International Cake Vaults and Dessert Dungeons.
We Are Cake Defenders!
The No. 1, Most Accredited Cake Defense Strategy Expert across the GLOBE.
FREE Cake Ninja Training
We do not condone CAKE REBELLION!
No to PCLF
We Satisfy the Deserving with Yummylicious CAKES!
Guaranteed Satisfaction.
ANTI-PCLF
COMMANDER
WHO WE ARE
Creating and Baking MAGICAL, YUMMYLICIOUS CAKES All-Day!
We are an International Legion of Cake Masterbakers and Defenders - Protecting our delicious, decadent Cakes from *Rebels* who try to steal them.
Anti-PCLF SKILLS
CAKE PROTECTION
We ALWAYS successfully protect CAKES from being stolen by Cake Rebels aka The PCLF.
CHAOS (Cake High Alert Operations Security)
CHAOS is the Legion of International Cake Defenders. CHAOS operates in coordination with the ANTI-PCLF.
HIDING CAKES STRATEGIES
The ANTI-PCLF is an expert in Hiding Cake Strategies.
NINJA TRAINING
ANTI-PCLF members are all Ninjutsu Masters and have undergone extensive training and have successfully won tremendous Cake Combat Battles and Warfare.
JOIN US
Be a Part of the Most Prestigious and Successful Defenders of Meanie Cakes!
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